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Cloud · Samoyed
"will absolutely pretend to faint for a treat."
cloud faked a limp for treats and sprinted across the yard thirty seconds later. she's a performer, and you're her audience whether you signed up or not. that full-body sigh before lying down? rehearsed.
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Butterscotch · British Shorthair
"has thoughts. will not be sharing them with you."
butterscotch has been staring at that spot on the ceiling for twenty minutes and honestly, she might be onto something. she looked at you, assessed your entire life, and decided you weren't worth the blink.
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Tank · French Bulldog
"wasn't him. except it was definitely him."
tank ate three remote controls not because he was hungry but because he could. he figured out the baby gate in two days — that's not a pet, that's a security vulnerability with legs. somehow you still can't stay mad.
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Pip · Tuxedo Cat
"runs the household. you just live here."
pip sits at the top of the cat tree like it's a corner office. dinner is at 6:00 pm sharp — she will tell you. you don't pet her, she permits it. somehow you'd defend her with your life.
Each style brings a different feel — pick the vibe that matches your pet's energy.
Soft watercolor style. Every Kawaii portrait sits inside a dreamy arch backdrop in your pick of 7 curated colors — collectible, charming, and full of personality.
Clean lines and confident color blocking. A timeless Modern Minimal portrait that holds its own next to actual art — built to anchor any wall for years.
The reactions are the best part
"I literally gasped when I opened it. They somehow captured my cat's exact judgmental energy??"
"Ordered the poster for my partner's birthday. They cried. The dog was confused. 10/10 experience."
"The personality quiz was SO accurate it's scary. My dog IS a chaos gremlin and they knew it."
"Put the sticker on my laptop and now every Zoom call starts with 'omg where did you get that'"
"I literally gasped when I opened it. They somehow captured my cat's exact judgmental energy??"
"Ordered the poster for my partner's birthday. They cried. The dog was confused. 10/10 experience."
"The personality quiz was SO accurate it's scary. My dog IS a chaos gremlin and they knew it."
"Put the sticker on my laptop and now every Zoom call starts with 'omg where did you get that'"
"The Kawaii style made my grumpy old cat look like the sweetest angel. Accurate? No. Adorable? Absolutely."
"Got one for every pet in the house. The gallery wall is *chef's kiss*. Guests always ask about it."
"Bought as a surprise for my roommate. She hung it over her desk the SAME DAY. It's that good."
"The Statement print is hanging next to a real art print and you genuinely can't tell the difference."
"The Kawaii style made my grumpy old cat look like the sweetest angel. Accurate? No. Adorable? Absolutely."
"Got one for every pet in the house. The gallery wall is *chef's kiss*. Guests always ask about it."
"Bought as a surprise for my roommate. She hung it over her desk the SAME DAY. It's that good."
"The Statement print is hanging next to a real art print and you genuinely can't tell the difference."
Real photos. Real moments. Real reactions to seeing their pet as art.
Phone Case
Got the case on Tuesday. By Wednesday I’d shown it to seven people. By Friday two of them had ordered their own.
Framed Poster
She doesn’t know she’s a piece of art now. But she walks past it every morning and looks up. We notice.
Framed Poster
It captures her exact judgmental energy. Everyone who comes over comments. She remains unbothered.
Framed Poster
He stared at it for a long time. Then he sat next to it. I think that’s a yes.
Phone Case
Now I just show this case to people instead of regular puppy photos. Same energy, smaller storage.
Framed Poster
Our nap professional now has her official headshot. She approves of being immortalized in repose.
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No two pets are the same. No two portraits should be either. Here's how we capture who they really are — in 90 seconds and 4 questions.
Upload a photo + answer 4 quick questions about who they really are. 90 seconds.
Choose Kawaii's soft watercolor or Modern Minimal's clean lines — whichever feels like them.
A framed wall masterpiece or a phone case you carry everywhere — both ship free.
When it's ready, we email you a preview. Approve it — or ask for a change. Nothing prints until you're happy.
Every floofi order includes a preview of the finished portrait. Love it? We print. Want a change? Your first revision is free. Nothing goes to print until you say so.
Every product is made-to-order, printed on premium materials, and ships free worldwide.
Yes — always. When your portrait is ready, we email you a preview. Approve it and we print. Want a tweak? Your first revision is free. Nothing ships until you say so.
Any clear photo where we can see your pet's face works great. It doesn't need to be professional — phone photos are perfect. Good lighting helps, and a front-facing or 3/4 angle is ideal. We've worked with blurry zoomie photos too, honestly.
Modern Minimal is clean, modern, and minimal — think bold shapes, solid muted backgrounds, and a gallery-ready aesthetic. Kawaii is soft, warm, and irresistibly cute — watercolor vibes, chibi proportions, blushing cheeks. Both are amazing, just different moods.
Most orders ship within 5-7 business days. Posters are typically faster; phone cases take a couple extra days since they're custom-printed. We ship worldwide.
We're pretty confident you will (our portrait accuracy is wild), but if something's off, reach out within 14 days and we'll make it right. Your pet deserves the best and so do you.
Absolutely — this is one of our most popular gift options. Just upload their pet's photo, take the quiz as if you were them (or guess — it's fun either way), and we'll ship it wherever you want.
